Free Margot!

...Though usually, I've said it about Monopoly and Uno as opposed to Scrabble.

"Board games, then, do not bring a family closer together. They rip out its heart in a seething cauldron of rage, hysteria, accusations and hate. And I fear they have a similar effect on world peace."

Who here uses Twitter?

....Make sure you don't forget the NUTMEG, bitches!

Yes, more YT shenanigans in lieu of actual content, which I promise will change as the week progresses.

....We will all have mecha.

I've kinda gone underground again for no particular reason. One of these days I really need to sit down and figure out why I have this tendency to disappear for varying periods of time.

Go vote!
The cuteness compels you!!!


I just got back from early voting, and if my lazy arse can do it, so can you. ^_^

YES WE CAN!

This just in:
"My therapeutic rapstyle's got all you niggaz buggin'!"
-Yours truly, SG, aka MC Tek Savi


In other news, I had way too much fun trying desperately to sell an individually-wrapped pickle to people at work the other night (we actually do sell those, I'm not making that up). According to me, the 99 cent "Hearty Dill":
-Cures stab wounds, drowning, boot rot, fatigue, and death
-Is an effective projectile weapon against anyone you don't like
-Can survive the coming nuclear holocaust ("It'll only be this, or Twinkies...And you're going to get tired of Twinkies...")
-Is effective in repelling vampires-- zombies don't like it either
-Was originally created in the 1800's and sealed away in a millennium vault, awaiting a day-- this very day, for someone, for YOU to consume it. For the fate of the world shall hang in the balance.
-Is from outer space and the future
-Will preserve your corpse perfectly, no need for a taxidermist, ever.
-Has its own cult
-Is named Fiona, and is very sad and lonely
-Can survive in space for consumption in orbit
-Was created by aliens
-Will still be around, perfectly preserved long after we're dead, standing in a barren and dessicated world....alone, and uneaten.
-Makes a great gift! For someone you like, OR, for someone you hate!


This might have been horridly lewd innuendo had I not, in fact, been attempting to sell an actual individually-wrapped pickle.
"Hey! You ladies look hungry! (they were buying lots of candy) Would you like to buy my individually wrapped pickle here for only 99 cents?!"

No one bought it, but it was fun making people laugh, or just run away thinking I'm crazy.

So, with there being some turnover at the bar next door, there was a new bartender today (Not really new, she had been a waitress before). Amid the usual banter, she commented"...I just flipped the rolodex, and the first recipe that appeared was the 'Masturbating Butterfly'" to which I excitedly responded "Sold!".

This was the best drink ever.

Three cheers for the Masturbating Butterfly!!! XD

Richard Cheese is my new favorite artist ^_^

To everyone who has ever said "omg, you should totally grow an afro, that would be so effin' dope!" Well...I did.

I basically stopped cutting my hair about a year and a half ago, though I had no idea how long it was, since the curls were so tight. After putting in a weak relaxer last night-- well, it pretty much went "POOF!" and fluffed out to its actual length, which surprised the heck outta me. Right now I have it swept back, which looks pretty neat in my opinion, though if I did a little pickin', I could make it all stand up in a disco-tastic fashion.

There will be no pics, I just wanted y'all to know that little tidbit :P

Have a groovy day!

I have very quickly become an AudioSurf addict, though I'm nowhere near as good as this guy yet:


For those of you who haven't heard of it before-- yes, the track does takes its shape and move along with the music. You pick any song on your computer and the game analyzes it and creates tracks for you. There are puzzle modes, but in Mono (the mode in the video) the goal is simply to hit colors and dodge grays. Sounds simple enough? It is, on the Casual setting-- though the person in the video was playing Ninja.

Does anyone else play this?

Ride Your Music

I haven't been this excited about a movie in quite a while. For those of you who don't know, Iron Man was my absolute favorite comic book hero when I was a kid. XD

Do you think it'd be a good idea for me to randomly break into Caramelldansen at work?
I think it would be an effective way of confusing angry customers into walking away.